Twisted Deviant

God, I am such an idiot. Now I have 3, yes yes yes 3 frigging journals. I think this one will stay as my writers sound board, aol will go to family gripes, and the livejournal will be for fun... Twisted Deviant redux

Red Hen Publications - from you to PDF

Gacked from Pinkiegirl1   A) Bold the names of guys you would definitely shag. B) Possibly Shag after a little persuasion, put in italics. C) Leave the ones you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag alone. D) Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. E) Add one of your own at the end. 1. Stephen Dorff 2. Wesley Snipes 3. Denzel Washington 4. Samuel L. Jackson 5. Hayden Christensen 6. Ian Somerhalder 7. James van der Beek 8. Ashton Kutcher 9. Sean William Scott 10. The Rock 11. Brendan Fraser 12. Oded Fehr 13. John Hannah 14. Hugh Grant 15. Colin Firth 16. Liam Neeson 17. Daniel Day-Lweis 18. Leonardo DiCaprio 19. Billy Zane 20. Harry Connick Jr 21. Sean Astin 22. Dominic Monaghan 23. Karl Urban 24. Vin Diesel 25. Paul Walker 26. Joshua Jackson 27. James Marsden 28. Shawn Ashmore 29. Hugh Jackman 30. Will Kemp 31. David Wenham 32. Viggo Mortensen 33. Elijah Wood 34. Tobey Maguire 35. James Franco 36. Alfred Molina 37. Harrison Ford 38. Sean Connery 39. S

You scored as Hedonism . Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism : You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life’s pleasures as much as you can. “Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!” More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Hedonism 80% Existentialism 65% Utilitarianism 50% Nihilism 35% Justice (Fairness) 35% Kantianism 25% Strong Egoism 25% Apathy 25% Divine Command 15% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

You Are A Walnut Tree You are strange and full of contrasts... the oddball of your group. You are unrelenting and you have unlimited ambition. Not always liked but always admired, you are more infamous than famous. You are aggressive and spontaneous, and your reactions are often unexpected. A jealous and passionate person, you are difficult in romantic relationships. What is Your Celtic Horoscope?

Your Linguistic Profile: 30% Dixie 30% General American English 30% Yankee 10% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

TwistedDeviant2

The Goddess of Night and Regret. You are a perfect confidante. Always understanding and solicitous, you could be a queen and you are exceptionally honest. You are an intelligent beauty. Which gorgeous goddess are you? For girls! (breath taking pics!) brought to you by Quizilla

Oh my this was funny... and yes I know, I am procrastinating on my stories... but I have writer's block. So, between the aol live journal which does not allow html coding, and my story board here; y'all are getting my boredom routine. Which Slytherin Mary Sue Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Well, I hadn't thought I'd be this season... but hey, at least it has some of my personality quarks. You scored as Winter . You are WINTER. You're more introspective, thinking deeply, feeling deeply. You love nothing better than to enjoy one on one time with those who are important to you. You are cautious, and sometimes second guess yourself. Dreams, though you have them, are a luxury, because life is not a plaything. Winter 100% Fall 75% Summer 70% Spring 40% What Season Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Funny, this sure wasn’t what I expected when the ole Grim Reaper came along. For years, hell, practically my whole life, I was told the good go to heaven- spending eternity in pleasurable pursuits, and the naughty go to hell- paying for their earth bound stupidity. Now, I can’t claim I lived the life of a saint; I like my beer a bit too much, like the horses even more, and well, lets just say I liked variety far too much to ever settle down with just one person. I wasn’t what you would call exactly pious, but I sure as heck wasn’t one of them genuine freaks heading for glory’s ole barbeque pit. The reality of this whole death deal is definitely different from what I say most expect. Instead of gleaming cities, full of rapturous loved ones, it’s like one big room, of well, nothing. It’s like when your waiting in the dentist office, that annoying non-threatening happy music piping in, surrounded by strange looking people you’d rather not talk to unless you have to. That’s what this whole

You can tell how bored a person is by the amount of crap they end up playing with online... and here is just another of those nutty little things I've found. You scored as Severus Snape . You have a very dark exterior, which makes others automatically form negative opinions on you. But those who have truly gotten to know you know that you're an astounding person that has been through certain life-altering events that make you so unique. You never wear your feelings on your sleeve, making you very secretive. You can be unfair because you hold strong grudges and may love revenge a little too much. You're mysterious and even somewhat misunderstood. But that's why you're such an interesting person. Severus Snape 84% Luna Lovegood 75% Lord Voldemort 69% Harry Potter 69% Bellatrix Lestrange 69% Ron Weasley 66% Percy Weasley 63% Draco Malfoy 59% Sirius Black 59% Neville Longbottom 56% Hermione Granger 56% Oliver Wood 56% Albus Dumbledore 44% Remus Lupin 38% Harry Potter C

I am worth $2,573,722.00 on HumanForSale.com Well, its actually more than I thought it would be...

You scored as Alan Rickman . You belong with Alan Rickman! Your mom thinks he's hot (she's right too). He's got that sexy voics, and a nice English accent to boot. You've got lots of competition on this one. Sexcellent Alan quote: "Mr Potter...our new...celebrity." Alan Rickman 60% Sean Connery 50% Jason Isaacs 50% Tim Armstrong 50% Sephiroth 40% Orlando Bloom 40% Antonio Banderas 40% Glenn Danzig 20% Sexy Man Quiz created with QuizFarm.com

You Know You're Addicted to Harry Potter When... You make a wand and try to use it. You call your least favorite teacher Snape. You call your favorite teacher Dumbledore. You wear robes to school or work. You make "floo powder", get in the fire, and try to go to your friends' house. You have read all the books more than four times. You've been bookstore at midnight to get the latest Harry Potter book before all your friends. ... And then you stayed up all night wearing it. You've worn a Harry Potter costume in public. You have a crush on one of the Harry Potter characters. You've gotten at least one of your friends addicted to Harry Potter. You actually caught the "Wand Order" mistake before you heard/read about it. You are upset at the New York Times for creating a seperate childrens best seller list because of the Harry Potter books. Using clues in the book, you have attempted to find the exact geographical location of Hogwarts. You have constr

You are 'Latin'. Even among obsolete skills, the tongue of the ancient Romans is a real anachronism. With its profusion of different cases and conjugations, Latin is more than a language; it is a whole different way of thinking about things. You are very classy, meaning that you value the classics. You value old things, good things which have stood the test of time. You value things which have been proven worthy and valuable, even if no one else these days sees them that way. Your life is touched by a certain 'pietas', or piety; perhaps you are even a Stoic. Nonetheless, you have a certain fascination with the grotesque and the profane. Also, the modern world rejects you like a bad transplant. Your problem is that Latin has been obsolete for a long time. What obsolete skill are you? brought to you by Quizilla

You scored as Gryffindor . You have been sorted into Gryffindor! You're brave, loyal, and perhaps a little short tempered- if someone says or does something you don't like, you'll make sure they know- and everyone else too- regardless of the consequences. Gryffindor 80% Hufflepuff 70% Ravenclaw 65% Slytherin 35% The Hogwarts Sorting Hat! created with QuizFarm.com

He stood at the window staring at the hot hillside, wondering how this could have gone so wrong. Children ran across the yellowing grass, screaming and yelling as they passed below in the shadow of the building, heedlessly ignoring the hot humid air, as children are often wont to do. In the distance a dog yipped, its bark reverberating along the asphalt city, until it shook against the window. He watched as she exited the building, past the noisy children, and down the vaporous tarmac street. She never once looked up at him, never once turned back; he had a strange urge to run after her, to explain, but words were never his forte. He stood there at the window, staring at her retreating figure until she became nothing more than a hazy speck in the distance. It would have never worked; she was too different. She wanted things he was just not capable of providing; those little niceties of normality, white picket fences and Saturday afternoon carpools. He knew enough about himself to